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Comment by Pauline 1 day ago

An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holidays for them to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the downtrodden and assigned their sharpest attorney to the case. The case was brought up before a learned judge who, after listening to the passionate presentation by the ACLU representative, promptly banged his gavel and said, "Case dismissed!"

The ACLU lawyer stood up and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. And the Jews--why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ... and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned back in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists' holiday!" The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists--just when might that be?"

The judge said "Well, it comes every year at the same time--April 1st!"

Comment by dave malyon 1 day ago

50 YEARS IN THE SADDLE BY MAJOR BUMSORE

Comment by dave malyon 1 day ago

SOMETHING IN THE ROAD BY G G DUNNIT

Comment by dave malyon 1 day ago

INTO THE UNKNOWN BY HUGO FIRST!

Comment by dave malyon 1 day ago

WOT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO SLOWLY RUNS OUT OF ENERGY.........PETER

Comment by dave malyon 1 day ago

WOT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO LIES IN FRONT OF THE DOOR........MATT

Comment by David 1 day ago

With this banking crisis, I am afraid of writing a cheque and my bank bouncing!

Comment by David 1 day ago

What goes 99 clunk? A centipede with a wooden leg!

Comment by David 1 day ago

A man once commented that the day he died and was buried, his mother in law would dance on his grave. So he wanted to be buried at sea!

Comment by David 1 day ago

A man is admitted to hospital with gangrene in his leg. Unfortunately, the surgeon removes the wrong leg. So he has to be admitted to theatre once again. The upset patient threats to sue the surgeon. The Surgeon replies," Unfortunately that is not possible because you have not got a leg to stand on."

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